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A zombie plague spreads through a mall on Christmas Eve. If that doesn’t have social commentary written all over it, I don’t know what does. If this was made with a low budget, you could have a zombie Santa Clause as the lead zombie. If it was made with a huge budget, it could have computer animated zombie reindeer. Either way, everyone would be a winner.
Freddy’s back, and this time he’s after Christmas. The opening scene could be a brutal dream sequence, where Freddy carves up Santa Clause like a Christmas turkey. After that, Santa’s elves use some Christmas magic to force Freddy into taking Santa’s place until a more suitable replacement can be found. I know they did a similar premise where Jim Varney as Ernest saved Christmas, but I can’t help think that Freddy forcefully saving Christmas would be a lot funnier.
A man is killed near Christmas, but he comes back to life in the body of a snowman the following Christmas. In his new body he seeks revenge against those who have wronged his family since his passing… Wait a sec, they already made this movie, starring Michael Keaton and it was supposed to be a family comedy... and they say I have a sick sense of humor…
The Marvel Zombie franchise is popular right now, so why not cash in on it with a Christmas movie? The plot could involve Santa Clause becoming a zombie along with the marvel superheroes. I guess that would give a whole new meaning to being on the naughty list. Anywho, things would get really crazy when the original superhero, Jesus, shows up to kick some zombie butt. Zombie Hulk VS Jesus Christ… like you even have to think about who would win that fight.
I know I already described a movie that involved Freddy Kruger saving Christmas, but the way I see things is that every fictional character should get a chance to save at least one major holiday. I don’t even have to describe a plot because we all know it would involve the Count donning a red cape for one faithful Christmas Eve while Santa is preoccupied with something else. Hell, you could just say that Santa wanted a year off, so he got Dracula to take his place as a way to get off the naughty list. Hmmm… would it be a happy ending if Dracula got what he wanted for Christmas?
This would be basically the same movie as above except the main villain would be someone with a name like Victor De Man.
Some documentary makers go in search of Chris Cringle. They soon learn about the naughty list and that if they don’t stop their investigations, they might end up on it… Once on location in the North Pole, it becomes obvious that they’re being stocked by someone or something. As dumb as this sounds, I bet that this movie would still be better than the Blair Witch Project.
This would be a sequel to Happy Gilmore, where Happy saves Hanukah. I know this would not technically be a horror movie, but the prospect of another Adam Sandler movie always scares the hell out of me.
If there’s one thing worse than being in a coma for all of Hanukkah, it would be missing Hanukkah while in a coma and then waking up to find that the world is overrun with zombies. And to make matters worse, none of the zombies are worrying if they eat kosher… The movie would take place in Israel, where Jim Steinberg would have to find ways to survive against the infected. As well, expect a cameo by the coolest Jewish person of them all, William "B.J." Blazkowicz, who is best known for killing Nazis in the classic PC game Wolfenstein.
With the world overrun with zombies, Santa’s workshop is the last hope for the world of the living. As the zombie menace slowly moves toward the North Pole, one zombie remembers what it means to be on the naughty list. Basically, Bub would spend most of the movie searching for a way to make the other zombies remember the true meaning of Christmas. Of course he would succeed and be thanked personally by Santa Clause himself. Now that would be academy award material. Just think of the dialogue alone:
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